Ok, well me being such a immature loser and all, here are just some of the stupid things I have done in my 14 years of living.

Running in to the brick wall.

Well my friend stayed over the night before. In the morning I woke up and it was still pretty early, so me being mean, I woke her and she was pretending to be angry with me and came running after me. I ran trying to run away from her, and I ran straight down the hall way and went "SMACK" into the brick wall at the end of the hallway.

Jenny's cat

My friend and I had just come home from school and she came over. My next door neighbour just got home and so we ran into the bushes and my friend made cat noises. My next-door neighbour being a total dumbass, she stood there saying "Listen Dad, its a little cat". But I think you have to be there.

Mum's trolley

Mum has a shopping trolley that......well my friend and I almost totally destroyed. One night we were just mucking around and being total dickheads. I decided to jump in the shopping trolley and my friend decided to push me around the house in it. It took mum a while to take any notice of it and told us to stop otherwise we will break everything. I came up with an excellent idea to see what mum would so. We got some blankets and a few other bits and pieces and dressed it in the clothes I was wearing to make it look like I was still in there and my friend kept pushing it around. Mum (having no brain at all) started yelling at the trolley with nothing in it but a dummy of me.

Fred

Well I have a fear of spiders. Even tiny spiders I'm totally scared of. Anyway there was this spider who lived in our toilet. I wasn't scared of this one because he was always in the same place at the same time. He was always there. There was never a night that he wasn't there in his spot. I named him Fred (original I know) Anyway my best friend hadn't seen my spider so I went to show her but he wasn't there. I asked mum where he was and she had no idea about my pet spider although the rest of the world practically knew. She automatically burst out with laughter and said "I squashed him" while cracking up laughing in hysterics. The rest of the family was in hysterics too, well everyone but me.

Old Peter Plater

My friend Sarah and I were walking up to the bus stop one day after school. We noticed a 'P' plater and stared at it because we wanted to see if it was a cute guy. The car turned around and it ended up being a really really old lady. We burst into laughter and told each other never to mention it again. A few weeks later I remembered about it and I just HAD to tell my best friend. When I was telling her I accidentally called it a "Peter plater" and that's what we have called them ever since. She was hysterical.

Wrong class

My friend Sarah and I had Indonesian and maths after lunch. Our timetables had just changed because of the semester and we had no idea which class was first. We just guessed that Indo was first and we went to the Indonesian classroom. We found our seats of where we usually sat and were just sitting there talking when the door opened. No one else was in there except us. Two of our friends walked in and said, "We have maths first dumbass!" and she has never let us live that down. We went to maths in hysterics and we were so embarrassed.

Who's Peter?